South Park has been fairly uneven since switching from an episodic to a serialized format in Season 18. While that first season worked out quite well, subsequent seasons have suffered from a lack of pay-off in hastily-written finales. The season 22 premiere, “Dead Kids,” proposes a season with much lower serialized stakes and hints that the main arc is about Cartman trying to prove that no one actually liked Black Panther. Some of the best episodes of South Park, like “Fun With Weapons,” have been almost entirely about how far the show can take a single, dumb joke. That’s absolutely how tonight’s episode felt, with the A story relying on the idea of no one caring about school shootings except for … [Read More...]
Getting a ‘Vampire Facial’ Popularized by Kim Kardashian May Have Given People HIV
People do some really dumb shit in the name of looking better, and the vampire facial is one of the dumber ones I’ve heard of. Here’s how it works: You get blood drawn, the plasma is extracted from it, then you get the plasma rubbed on your face while you get the shit stabbed out of it with a micro-needling pen. It’s so idiotic that even Kim Kardashian only did it once. View this post on Instagram Tonight on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!!! #VampireFacial #kktm A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Mar 10, 2013 at 6:14pm PDT A few years after the fact, Kim wrote about it on her website, saying “It was really rough and painful for me. It … [Read More...]
Nicki Minaj’s Onstage Wardrobe Malfunction, Meet Australian Model Ellen Clark and More
Nicki Minaj‘s onstage wardrobe malfunction (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Meet Australian model Ellen Clark [GCeleb] Kanye West & Kim Kardashian think their late parents are crows [Celebitchy] Jennifer Lawrence shacking up with her boyfriend after 2 months [Celebitchy] Elevator penguin prank is creepy [Linkiest] What having sex for 9 straight hours feels like [CavemanCircus] The post Nicki Minaj’s Onstage Wardrobe Malfunction, Meet Australian Model Ellen Clark and More appeared first on The Blemish. [Read More...]
Olivia Munn Worked with a Sex Offender, Chris Pine Shows Off His Big Dick Energy and More
Olivia Munn worked with a sex offender [Celebitchy] Chris Pine shows off his big dick energy [Celebitchy] Chloe Grace Moretz has a distracting zipper [GCeleb] Mac Miller predicted his death [TheBlemish] Dove Cameron is all smiles [MoeJackson] 9 ways to turn a girl off [CavemanCircus] Daughters disappointing their mothers [Linkiest] Young Bae from Black Ink Crew wants another baby [Starcasm] Tesla stock crashes after Elon Musk smokes pot on Joe Rogan‘s podcast [Dlisted] French celeb Marlene Mourreau caught topless (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] The post Olivia Munn Worked with a Sex Offender, Chris Pine Shows Off His Big Dick Energy and More appeared first on The Blemish. [Read More...]
‘Always Sunny’s’ Rob McElhenney Shares His Simple Trick for Getting Super Fit
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star Rob McElhenney was super fit on the season premiere of the show. It came as a bit of a surprise because his character (and by extension, the actor himself) has been a bit of a chubster. But McElhenney got himself into amazing shape and he shared his secret, along with before and after photos, on Instagram. View this post on Instagram Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and … [Read More...]
Doutzen Kroes Thong Bikini Photos, Kim Kardashian Is Rooting for Trump and More
Doutzen Kroes thong bikini photos in Ibiza [GCeleb] Kim Kardashian is rooting for Trump [Celebitchy] Lydia Hearst ‘remains in complete support’ of her husband Chris Hardwick [Celebitchy] Kim Kardashian pointy nipples in a tight top (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Indiana cheerleading coach facing felony child seduction charges [BustedCoverage] Pretty girls make the world go round [CavemanCircus] The post Doutzen Kroes Thong Bikini Photos, Kim Kardashian Is Rooting for Trump and More appeared first on The Blemish. [Read More...]
Sophie Mudd’s Boob Spread Must Be Seen, Rihanna Is a Potato and More
Sophie Mudd’s boob spread must be seen [HollywoodTuna] Rihanna is a potato [Celebitchy] Courtney Stodden wet t-shirt exercising (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Watch port-a-potties fly up & spray fecal matter everywhere [Linkiest] Romee Strijd swimsuit photos in ibiza [GCeleb] Pretty girls make the world go round [CavemanCircus] The post Sophie Mudd’s Boob Spread Must Be Seen, Rihanna Is a Potato and More appeared first on The Blemish. [Read More...]
Dakota Fanning Busting Out, Michael B. Jordan Shirtless and More
Dakota Fanning is busting out [Popoholic] Michael B. Jordan shirtless for all you ladies [Celebitchy] Sara Sampaio forgot her bra (Site NSW) [TheNipSlip] Lottie Moss bikini pics [GCeleb] Gonna be a Boba Fett origin movie [Celebitchy] Pics that are so poignant and fascinating [Linkiest] Here’s what happened to the Hide Yo Kids viral guy [Starcasm] We’ve got our next James Bond [Dlisted] Feds are misplacing immigrant children [Jezebel] Sara Sampaio is the new Adriana Lima? [MoeJackson] NFL owners got everything they wanted with the anthem policy [Deadspin] A few clips to make you feel better about life [CavemanCircus] Boyfriend smashes pizza in girlfriend’s face, gets shot [TheBlemish] The post Dakota Fanning Busting Out, Michael B. Jordan Shirtless and More appeared first on The Blemish… [Read More...]
Bella and Gigi Hadid Make Out, Anna Farris Explains Her Boob Job and More
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Sara Sampaio Is Wet, Kardashians Are Closing All DASH Stores and More
Sara Sampaio is wet (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Kardashians are closing all DASH stores [Celebitchy] Pia Miller bikini pics [GCeleb] Nathalie Kelly topless in the sun (Site NSFW) [TDM] She is hot (Wait for it) [Linkiest] Pretty girls make the world go round [CavemanCircus] The post Sara Sampaio Is Wet, Kardashians Are Closing All DASH Stores and More appeared first on The Blemish. [Read More...]
Vanessa Hudgens Pantsless, Stella Maxwell Topless and More
Vanessa Hudgens pantless in a Wu-Tang shirt (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Stella Maxwell topless for a magazine (Site NSFW) [TDM] Gwyneth Paltrow Mexico bikini pics [GCeleb] Farrah Abraham‘s live vagina surgery [Starcasm] Britney Spears‘ dress is total MILF material [Celebitchy] What’s the world without pretty girls? [CavemanCircus] The post Vanessa Hudgens Pantsless, Stella Maxwell Topless and More appeared first on The Blemish. [Read More...]
Selena Gomez Bikini Pics, Iskra Lawrence Big Butt of the Day and More
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Russian Skater Skates as Sailor Moon, SI Swimsuit Nip Slip and More
Russian skater Evgenia Medvedeva skates as Sailor Moon [GCeleb] Si Swimsuit Bianca Balti nip slip (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Justin Theroux not getting Jennifer Aniston‘s money [Celebitchy] Pretty girls make the world go round [CavemanCircus] Craziest robbery of all-time [Radass] Weirdos you’ll find around yourself while traveling [Linkiest] [Read More...]
Halsey Upskirt, Kelly Brook Back When She Was Slim and More
Halsey upskirt (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Kelly Brook back when she was slim [GCeleb] Drake bought groceries for everyone in supermarket [Celebitchy] Pretty girls make the world go round [CavemanCircus] Memes to amuse your tired mind [Linkiest] Hilarious! Parents are sharing lies their kids have told them [Radass] [Read More...]
Tori Spelling Will Eat for Money, Ashley Hart Beach Bikini Body and More
Tori Spelling will eat for money [Celebitchy] Ashley Hart beach bikini [GCeleb] Kate Upton‘s sexual harassment accusations [Celebitchy] Prince Harry & Meghan Markle did an event [IDLYITW] Sofia Resing pokies (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Watch little girl’s breakdown cuz she can’t stop thinking about waffles [Radass] Please notice model Victoria Clay and her boobs [TheBlemish] Dajana Gudic deserves your attention (Site NSFW) [YesBitch!] Meet sexy blonde hair code Savannah from Arizona [BustedCoverage] Alexis Ren working out her body at all angles [MoeJackson] The most ridiculous celebrity purchases [Linkiest] Pretty girls make the world go round [CavemanCircus] Teen Mom 2 star Briana DeJesus & Kail Lowry reignite feud [Starcasm] [Read More...]
John Mayer Tried to Hit on Bella Hadid, Vanessa Hudgens Is Now a Social Media Star and More
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Georgia Harrison Cameltoe, Montana Brown Red Swimsuit Pics and More
Georgia Harrison cameltoe (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Montana Brown red swimsuit pics [GCeleb] Brandi Glanville mad that Gerard Butler cringed about their hookup [Celebitchy] College girls are the best [CavemanCircus] Surfer girls being sexy and wet [Linkiest] Little girl loves cutting faces off dolls [Radass] [Read More...]
Listening to Christmas Songs Before Thanksgiving Is Literally Making Us Crazy
Every year I’m annoyed by how Christmas seems to begin earlier and earlier, as other, perfectly fine holidays like Thanksgiving and Halloween get big-footed out of the way by retailers’ attempts to squeeze out a bit more of our hard-earned dollars in a bacchanal of capitalism, convincing us our family will hate us if we don’t buy them a bunch of crap they don’t need. Psychologist Linda Blair told Sky News that the early onset of Christmas music can actually have a detrimental effect on our mental health, especially for workers in retail shops. Especially that Paul McCartney ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ song. Compare that to Lennon’s ‘Happy X-Mas (War is Over)’ and you’ll know why all the Beatles songs are credited Lennon/McCartney and not … [Read More...]
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